World’s Most Evil Invention – SNL

World’s Most Evil Invention – SNL
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>>>ORDER MY COLLEAGUES AND
CALAMITY. I HEREBY CALL TO ORDER THE
MEETING OF THE INTERNATIONAL MAD SCIENTISTS SOCIETY.
AS YOU KNOW IT IS TIME FOR THE MAD SCIENTISTS SOCIETY ANNUAL
MOST EVIL INVENTION IN THE WORLD CONTEST.
>>HEAR, HEAR, EVIL!>>YES.
ESTEEMED EVIL DOERS. YOU HAVE HAD ALL YEAR TO WORK IN
YOUR SECRET LABORATORIES ON AN EVIL INVENTION THAT WILL SHOCK
THE ENTIRE WORLD WITH ITS DASTARDLY DESIGN.
WHO IS FIRST? [ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
>>I AM DR. MICROKNOX. AND THE MOST EVIL INVENTION IN
THE WORLD IS MY SHRINK RAY.>>OOH.
>>IT CAN REDUCE A MONUMENT TO THE SIZE OF A TOY.
I WILL HAVE THE EIFFEL TOWER ON MY KEY CHAIN AND MT. RUSHMORE AS
A PAPER WEIGHT.>>VERY EVIL, DOCTOR.
I GUESS BAD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHO IS NEXT?
>>I AM BARONESS ANTARCTICA. MY ENTRY FOR WORLD’S MOST EVIL
INVENTION IS THE FREEZE RAY.>>OOOH.
>>I SHALL ENCASE ALL THE WORLD’S MOST FAMOUS MONUMENTS IN
SOLID ICE.>>HOW CHILLINGLY EVIL.
OKAY. WHO IS NEXT?
>>HI, GUYS. MY NAME IS ROY.
AND FOR THE MOST EVIL INVENTION IN THE WORLD CONTEST I INVENTED
A CHILD MOLESTING ROBOT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>I BEG YOUR PARDON. WHAT?
>>I’M SORRY. I’LL SPEAK UP.
IT’S A ROBOT THAT’S DESIGNED TO MOLEST CHILDREN.
I CALL IT THE ROBOCHOMO, ROBOTIC CHILD MOLESTER.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT IS POWERED BY SOLAR
RECHARGEABLE FUEL CELLS, COST PENNIES TO MANUFACTURE AND IT
CAN THEORETICALLY MOLEST TWICE AS MANY CHILDREN AS A HUMAN
MOLESTER IN HALF THE TIME. SO, UM, DO I WIN THE CONTEST?
>>OH, MY GOD.>>WHAT’S WRONG?
>>WHAT’S WRONG? MY MOST EVIL IDEA WAS BLIZZARD
IN JULY.>>RIGHT.
WELL, I WENT IN A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT DIRECTION WITH THE
ASSIGNMENT.>>YOU BUILT A MECHANICAL SEX
PREDATOR.>>YES.
THAT’S EXACTLY RIGHT. SEE?
THIS GUY GETS IT. YOU GET IT.
>>OH, MY GOD. NO, I DON’T.
>>HOW DO YOU EVEN BUILD A CHILD MOLESTING ROBOT?
>>WELL, THAT’S A GREAT QUESTION.
WHAT YOU DO IS YOU START BY BUILDING A REGULAR ROBOT.
THEN YOU MOLEST IT AND HOPE IT CONTINUES THE CYCLE.
>>DEAR LORD ALMIGHTY.>>THAT’S THE MOST HIDEOUS THING
I HAVE HEARD IN MY LIFE.>>THE SHRINK GUY IS WITH ME.
>>STOP SAYING THAT.>>I WAND TO REMIND YOU THAT IN
WEBSTER’S DICTIONARY IT DEFINES EVIL AS PROFOUNDLY
IMMORAL.>>WE KNOW WHAT EVIL MEANS.
>>WELL, IT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE YOU DO BECAUSE YOU BUILT A
FREEZE RAY. I MEAN, BENITO MUSSOLINI USED TO
FORCE FEED PEOPLE CASTOR OIL UNTIL THEY LITERALLY DIED OF
DIARRHEA. THAT’S GOT TO BE WHERE THE GOAL
POSTS ARE, RIGHT? I MEAN — AM I CRAZY OR?
>>I THINK SOMEONE SHOULD CALL THE POLICE.
>>OKAY. WELL, I THINK WE ARE ALL GETTING
HANGRY RIGHT NOW. LET’S BREAK FOR LUNCH.
I’LL BUY YOU ALL A SANDWICH AT THE RESTAURANT ACROSS THE
STREET.>>GET OUT OF HERE NOW.
>>LET’S TALK IT OVER AT THE RESTAURANT ACROSS THE STREET
WITH THE MEDIEVAL DECOR AND THE LITTLE MINIATURE BEEF
SANDWICHES.>>IT’S A WHITE CASTLE.
JUST SAY WHITE CASTLE. WHO THE HELL CALLS IT A SANDWICH
RESTAURANT?>>OKAY.
WELL, YOU GUYS ARE MAD. I’M SORRY.
I JUST WANTED TO WIN THE CONTEST.
I GUESS I SCREWED UP.>>NO, ROY.
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR.
YES, YOU MADE A ROBOT THAT MOLESTS CHILDREN.
YOU ALSO MADE AN IMPORTANT POINT HERE TODAY.
THINGS ARE ALWAYS BETTER WITH JUICY BEEF AND ONION SANDWICHES
FROM WHITE CASTLE, AMERICA’S MEDIEVAL SANDWICH
RESTAURANT. ♪♪♪
>>WHITE CASTLE, WE’LL SERVE ANYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “World’s Most Evil Invention – SNL

  1. I get that this is supposed to be a funny sketch an all… but when i hear "molest children" then a LAUGH TRACK RIGHT AFTER…it feels extremely wrong. I'd never laugh at that. That is just me though maybe you'd laugh at that.

  2. The controversial issue with this skit for me is that I have a cousin named roy! Imma have to look at him. A little differently now

  3. Mmm why would you joke about this? Joking about children being molested? Signs of society failing people laugh at the most vulnerable getting abused.. Great joke for empty and desensitized people..

  4. This sketch was not funny in any way how is molesting children even funny Hollywood is a sick sick place specially knowing that they actually do that in real life just awful😡 ..

  5. You know, shrinking and freeze rays are more morally neutral inventions. They don’t necessarily need to be used for evil.

  6. Benito Mussolini used to force feed people castor oil until they literally died of diarrhea That's gotta be where the goal posts are right?

  7. Some things are just so painful for people that it's not a good idea. How would a victim feel if they were seated in the audience? It's a clever take, but no, it's just not acceptable. You don't want to have fun at someone else's expense and lifelong pain.

  8. The Rock is a superhuman. He can do anything, and do it well, while still seeming cool and laid back. According to those who have met him, he's one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. #THEROCK2020

  9. one of the darkest jokes SNL has gotten away with. 'Well, you start by building a regular robot… Then you, well, molest it, and hope it continues the cycle' is really pushing the SNL limits, im shocked this sketch got through. deeply macabre nut hysterical, the rock killed it here

  10. I failed this funny 😤 that fuck up i get the jok but really reping kids that sick the rock is a fucking 😲 sick O😲wtf happened SNL

  11. All of you are PEDIOPHILES! Disgusting you would even find humor in this, or even think this is ok joke about. Obviously you guys like molesting kids AND EATING them. WAKE up AMERICANS

  12. With all the whispers of pedos housed up in the entertainment industry and he brings this out. Desensitising CHILD HARM with humour. Notice the undertone, notice the subtlety of it all . What a big sell out.

  13. why are there so many thumbs down?

    I mean, if you can't laugh about child raping robots…what the hell can you laugh about?

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