Types Of People During Diwali | Ashish Chanchlani

Types Of People During Diwali | Ashish Chanchlani
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Oh, Simran! The veneration has already begun.
Where are you? Yes, dad.
I’ll be there in two minutes. Everyone has left to
fire the firecrackers. Yes, dad.
I’ll be there in just two minutes. Just two minutes. Simran, my child. Yes, dad.
I’ll be there in a minute. Happy Diwali! ‘Happy New Year!’ Simran, my child. Happy 2018! Oh, God!
I forgot to apply mascara. I’ll be back in a minute.
– Hey! She has left. She will be back by Holi. Happy New Year, children!
– ‘Happy New Year!’ Ashu,
why did you take the plates? I had kept them
aside for Diwali. Ashu! Don’t sleep on the bed.
I’ve just set the bed for Diwali. Ashu! Don’t you get it? I have just cleaned
the place for Diwali. Do not sit on that couch. Ashu! Do not sleep on the floor.
– Why are you acting crazy? You are restricting
me over everything. What should I do? Should I die? Fine. Go out and die.
But avoid this space. I have cleaned the
floor for Diwali. Do you have any idea about the
harmful effects of firecrackers? It creates garbage.
Global warming. Acid rain, female foeticide… …2G scam, Vyapam scam… …demonetization. All because of firecrackers. Firecrackers have caused
so much pollution… So much pollution that
it’s hard to explain. We also find it
difficult to breathe. By the way,
did you bring the cigarettes? People find it so
difficult to breathe. Why? Because of such people. Why am I missing one slipper? Because they use firecrackers. Poor animals die. They suffocate and
nobody provides… …them with the
medication for asthma. Ashish, what will you eat? Chicken biryani.
I want four leg pieces, okay? These misers!
– I don’t touch firecrackers. I don’t touch the ones who
touch the firecrackers. My wife has been using
firecrackers since two years now. I have not touched
her since two years. Since how many years? Two years. But your son had
born just last month. Sir, please give me
Diwali allowance. Sir, please give me
Diwali allowance. Sir, please give me
Diwali allowance. Please give me allowance
for Diwali, sir. Ashish!
– Rohit! How are you my friend? Forget our friendship,
give me allowance for Diwali. This is your medical bill. It includes GST
and allowance for Diwali. Ashu!
– Yes, dad? Give allowance for Diwali.
– Dad, you too? It is Diwali for me too. Give money. – Why do you want
allowance, you are my friend. Don’t your friends
celebrate Diwali? Don’t doctors celebrate Diwali? Who are you?
– I worked here ten years ago. Last year I filled air
in your vehicle. – So? Your dad used to give. So, you have to give allowance,
we celebrate Diwali too. You give it to me too. Hey, bro! Listen! Dude!
– Yes? Give allowance for Diwali, dude. You own Mercedes. You are so rich, why
do you want Diwali allowance? Don’t rich people celebrate Diwali? Hey! Come here. Yes, you! Come here. Please give
allowance for Diwali. Please give allowance for Diwali.
– Me? Who are you? I have no money,
– I don’t have it too. Let me go.
– Please give. Give! Wow! Oh… I will light a
bigger firecracker. Are you crazy? Look at it.
– It is burning. I will be fine. What happened? Nothing happened.
Look at my hand… I will light a much bigger
firecracker than this. Are you crazy? Why did you keep it in you
mouth you fool! – Don’t do this. Stop it! I have a bigger
firecracker than this. Hold on. Hey!
– He is crazy! Look at it. It will blow up. All of you will get scared.
Look at this. Here! Hello, everyone. All my fans… …followers, subscribers… …and whoever
watched this video… …wish you a very happy Diwali. Happy Diwali to your family to.
And yes… …please do not forget to
subscribe Ashish Chanchlani Vines. And do not forget to
watch other videos. Celebrate Diwali,
have fun, and have sweets. Happy Diwali to all.

95 thoughts on “Types Of People During Diwali | Ashish Chanchlani

  1. "Global warming, acid rain, female foeticide,2G scam, vyapam scam, DEMONETISATION
    SAB PHATAKE JALANE KI WAJAH SE HUA HAI"

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  4. Concept aur idea acche h per comedy ager aur daal diye jaate to bahoot funny ho sakta tha

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