Totinos with Kristen Stewart – SNL

Totinos with Kristen Stewart – SNL
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>>GO, GO, GO, TOUCHDOWN!
>>IS EVERYONE ENJOYING THE BIG GAME?
>>COME ON BABE, DON’T ACT LIKE YOU KNOW SPORTS.
>>MY HUSBAND’S RIGHT. WHEN IT COMES TO THE BIG GAME,
THERE’S ONLY ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT.
FEEDING MY HUNGRY GUYS.>>NO!
OH, FUMBLE!>>AND THIS YEAR’S GAME IS
BIGGER THAN EVER. WHICH MEANS I’LL BE FEEDING THEM
MORE TOTINOS THAN EVER.>>BABE, NEED MORE TOTINOS, DAVE
JUST GOT HERE.>>NOT A PROBLEM.
BECAUSE THIS YEAR I’VE GOT THE NEW TOTINO TOTINO TWO-PACK.
IT’S TWICE THE TOTINO FOR TWICE THE HUNGRY GUYS.
>>ENOUGH YAPPING, WE NEED THE TOTINOS.
TED’S HERE TOO, AND HE BROUGHT HIS SISTER.
>>GREAT, MORE HANDS TO HELP ME MAKE DELICIOUS TOTINOS —
♪♪♪>>PIZZA ROLLS.
♪♪♪ OH, MY.
>>HI. I’M SABINE.
WHAT’S YOUR NAME?>>I’VE NEVER HAD ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>THAT’S A SHAME.
♪♪♪ [ LAUGHTER ]
>>I SHOULD BRING THESE OUT.>>NO, STAY WITH ME.
>>WHAT ABOUT MY HUNGRY GUYS? [ LAUGHTER ]
>>WHAT ARE YOU HUNGRY FOR?>>TOUCHDOWN!
YES!>>HEY, BABE, WE NEED THOSE
TOTINOS, WHAT’S GOING ON BACK THERE?
♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
[ LAUGHTER ] ♪♪♪
♪♪♪>>WHAT IS IT?
>>EVERY BIG GAME BEFORE THIS ONE, I’VE BEEN ASLEEP.
BUT, SABINE — [ SPEAKING FRENCH ]
>>THEY’RE GOING TO PUNT.>>THEY’RE GOING TO PUNT.
[ LAUGHTER ] ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ [ LAUGHTER ]
♪♪♪ [ SPEAKING FRENCH ]
>>BABE, WHAT’S TAKING SO LONG WITH THOSE TOTINOS?
YOU GIRLS MAKING OUT BACK THERE?>>HA HA HA!
>>YOU’RE CRAZY. ♪♪♪
[ LAUGHTER ]>>TOTINO.
THIS SPRING, FIND YOUR TOTINO. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>BABE?

100 thoughts on “Totinos with Kristen Stewart – SNL

  1. 3:24 minutes of brilliance, Oscar quality summed up in 3:24 brilliant minutes🔟👏👏👏👏👏👏👏⭐⭐⭐⭐GDit

  2. I'm a straight married chick, but Kristen Stewart in this skit is making me feel things. I mean like, damn. I would definitely make out with her.

  3. im confused, did her hungry little guys get the totinos or was lesbian intercourse going on ontop of the kitchen counter, well island literally behind her husband

  4. you know Kristen was probably very wet down there while making out. She was extremely horny and had to masturbate after the scene

  5. This is mind control and mental conditioning right before our eyes, but yet people don't see.
    We don't know we are manipulated to feel and think in certain ways.
    Just look at comments, so many women saying they didn't know they are "gay for Kristen Stewart".
    You are not. You are made to feel that way, by watching this satanic programming.
    And it's working well.

  6. Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    The husband: HEY BABE WE NEED THOSE TOTINOS!
    The wife: has a meaningful and true story about who her totino is

  7. 0:04 disrespectful guy. I could never be with type of guy. So condecending and patronizing. I cant deal with a bitch like that being disrespected infront of a group.

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