Substitute Teacher – Key & Peele

Substitute Teacher – Key & Peele
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[bell rings] – ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, Y’ALL. I’M Y’ALL’S SUBSTITUTE TEACHER,
MR. GARVEY. I TAUGHT SCHOOL FOR 20 YEARS
IN THE INNER CITY, SO DON’T EVEN THINK
ABOUT MESSING WITH ME. Y’ALL FEEL ME?
– MM-HMM. – OKAY.
LET’S TAKE ROLL HERE. JAY QUELLIN. WHERE’S JAY QUELLIN AT? NO JAY QUELLIN HERE? – [clears throat]
– YEAH. – UH, DO YOU MEAN JACQUELINE? – OKAY. SO THAT’S
HOW IT’S GONNA BE. Y’ALL WANNA PLAY. OKAY, THEN. I GOT MY EYE ON YOU,
JAY QUELLIN. BALAKAY. WHERE IS BALAKAY AT? THERE’S NO BALAKAY HERE TODAY? YES, SIR. – MY NAME IS BLAKE.
– BL… ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND? [mocking voice] BLAKE.
WHAT? DO YOU WANNA GO TO WAR, BALAKEY?
– NO. – ‘CAUSE WE COULD GO TO WAR.
– NO. – I’M FOR REAL.
I’M FOR REAL. SO YOU BETTER CHECK YOURSELF. DEE-NICE. IS THERE A DEE-NICE? IF ONE OF Y’ALL SAYS
SOME SILLY-ASS NAME… THIS WHOLE CLASS
IS GONNA FEEL MY WRATH. NOW, DEE-NICE.
– DO YOU MEAN DENISE? – SON OF A BITCH! YOU SAY YOUR NAME RIGHT,
RIGHT NOW. – DENISE?
– YOU SAY IT RIGHT. – DENISE.
– CORRECTLY. – DENISE.
– RIGHT. – DENISE.
– RIGHT. – DEE-NICE.
– THAT’S BETTER. – [sighs]
– THANK YOU. NOW, AY-AY-RON. WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE IS AY-AY-RON RIGHT NOW? NO AY-AY RON, HUH? WELL, YOU BETTER BE SICK,
DEAD, OR MUTE, AY-AY-RON! – HERE.
OH, MAN. – WHY DIDN’T YOU ANSWER ME
THE FIRST TIME I SAID IT, HUH? – HUH?
– YOU KNOW, I’M JUST ASKING YOU. I SAID IT,
LIKE, FOUR TIMES. SO WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY IT THE
FIRST TIME I SAID, “AY-AY-RON?” – BECAUSE IT’S PRONOUNCED
“AARON.” – SON OF A BITCH!
[clattering] YOU DONE MESSED UP, AY-AY RON,
NOW TAKE YOUR ASS ON DOWN TO OH-SHAG-HENNESY’S OFFICE
RIGHT NOW AND TELL HIM EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID! – WHO?
– OH-SHAG-HENNESY! – PRINCIPAL O’SHAUGHNESSY? – GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN
CLASSROOM BEFORE I BREAK MY FOOT OFF
IN YOUR ASS! INSUBORDINATE… AND CHURLISH. TYM-OH-THEE. – PRESENT.
– THANK YOU!

100 thoughts on “Substitute Teacher – Key & Peele

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  2. Yes OK. But you change giving more money I'm whrt. To say been your what's you think Im so sad last 30 second ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜”

  3. STORY TIME!:

    One time when i was at Starbucks, y'know how the Starbucks employee's always spell your name wrong? Well, i went there and i made my friend make his name Ba-la-ke and i made mine De-nice and they actually spelled it right!! xDD

  4. Had a teacher in freshman year who showed this to us, small class so it was chill, and she gave is all these kinda nicknames
    My name is (jay-lynn) but from then on I was Jah-Aye-Lynn๐Ÿ’›

  5. Can't get into these cats…just not that funny to me, I live the skits Dave did on cc i love all his stuff though…. Thease cats can't hold his drink…. IMHO

  6. Say it right
    Denise?
    Say it right
    Denise?
    Right
    Denise?
    Right
    DEnice
    That's better..
    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  7. my name is Aaron and I had to watch this video to see why everyone started calling me A-A Ron all of the sudden……I love it!

  8. Ay ay ron is actually the way i spell that name when im 10 yrs old. And english is not my native language.

    Because there is no ay ay ron name in my english book in many yrs..

  9. here we go again from youtube recommend, no matter how many times I rewatch this, it is still gold lol

  10. Key and Peele, I love you guys so much. I'd be honored to meet you both one day. You make my day with your comedy. Thank you and God bless you both.๐Ÿค—โค

  11. Lol My Teacher Did This
    ANOLE,Angel
    Kriten,Instead Of Kiersten
    DiOmND,instead of Diamond
    SOGaR,Sugar
    Oh God,My teacher had Flipped a Chair and I Don't Wanna Ask What Happened

  12. Jay Quillan? Whereโ€™s Jay Quillan at? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
    You wanna go to war Bla kay?

  13. As a substitute teacher myself, I couldn't help grinning at the mispronunciations. I mess up even some of the common, basic ones. ๐Ÿ˜…

  14. When my friend was pregnant with her son I wanted her to name him Aaron so badly. She named him Blake instead so I'm okay with that. A-a-ron would've been better though

  15. Okay. I'm not an English native speaker. So, can anyone help me out here? Cause I don't get reference. Thank you. ๐Ÿ˜Š

  16. I feel like I'm old, because only young teenagers would laugh with this. The joke was old after the first bad pronounced name.

  17. Maybe all that inner-city teaching rlly mess with his head, but one thing's for sure,

    YA DONE MESSED UP, AY-AY-RON!

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