Scott Sterling Breaking News Update

Scott Sterling Breaking News Update
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>>THIS IS BREAKING NEWS FROM CHANNEL 8.>>HOW’S MY HAIR? WELL YOU KNOW, COME ON! SCOTT
STERLING.>>WHAT IS THIS?
>>SCOTT YOU HAD A TREMENDOUS GAME AGAINST NORTH CAROLINA-
>>-I SAID NO INTERVIEWS->>AND WE’RE RECEIVED REPORTS THAT SOCCER TEAMS
FROM ALL AROUND THE GLOBE ARE LOOKING TO DRAFT YOU. WHAT IS YOUR COMMENT ON THAT. WHAT ARE
YOUR THOUGHTS?>>ALL RIGHT, WHAT– HOW DARE YOU! THIS MAN
HAS DISGUSTING SOUP FOR A FACE AND YOU EXPECT HIM TO GIVE YOU AN INTERVIEW RIGHT NOW? HUH?
HUH? NO MIRRORS. YOU’LL SCARE YOURSELF.>>BUT FANS EVERYWHERE WANT TO KNOW IS SCOTT
STERLING RETURNING TO THE FIELD? WILL HE PLAY AGAIN?
>>YOU KNOW, WILL GLOBAL WARMING KILL US ALL? WILL TAXES EVER GO DOWN? WILL MY MOM EVER
HUG ME? NO ONE KNOWS BUT IT DOESN’T LOOK GOOD!>>SCOTT, YOUR FANS ARE CLAMORING TO BUY YOUR
JERSEY–>>YOU KNOW WHAT? HIS JERSEY IS NOT FOR SALE,
OKAY? NO! WHAT IS THIS? GET RID OF THIS BOX RIGHT NOW! OKAY? JUST LEAVE HIM BE OKAY? HE’S
GOT ROAD KILL FOR A FACE. COME ON! GIVE HIM SYMPATHY! WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THESE
MIRRORS?>>SCOTT, SCOTT-
>>MAM, I NEED YOU OUT OF HERE->>NO, WE JUST HAVE A FEW MORE QUESTIONS-
>>NO, I NEED YOU OUT OF HERE->>SCOTT, WILL YOU PLAY PROFESSIONALLY?
>>GO, GET OUT OF HERE!>>GET OUT! GET OUT!
>>HOW LONG IS YOUR RECOVERY EXPECTED TO TAKE?>>GET OUT.
>>HOW MUCH ARE YOUR TEETH GOING FOR ON EBAY? WHAT ARE YOU- LOOK IN THERE.
>>THANK YOU.>>I’M A BIG SCOTT STERLING FAN. YOU THINK
HE’D MIND SIGNING MY SOCCER BALL?>>I DON’T KNOW. YOU KNOW HE IS JUST. OKAY
HE’LL DO IT.>>THANKS SCOTT. I’M SORRY! IT SLIPPED.
>>BRADEN, OVER HERE. UH, WE’VE JUST RECEIVED WORD FROM OUR NEWS STATION THAT THE L.A. GALAXY
WANTS TO MAKE SCOTT AN OFFER. WE’LL GIVE YOU UPDATES AS THE STORY UNFOLDS.
[SMACK]>>OH SORRY! IT SLIPPED AGAIN! BUTTER FINGERS.
>>YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO SHAME. DO NOT CLICK ON THIS BOX. SCOTT STERLING IS A MAN, NOT SOME
COMMERCIAL ENTERPRISE. IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW GOOD THIS SHIRT LOOKS OR THAT ITS REASONABLY
PRICED, AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T BUY IT FOR A FRIEND OF A FAMILY MEMBER. THEY DON’T
NEED THAT STUFF AND– IS THIS 100 PERCENT COTTON? IT DOESN’T MATTER OKAY? JUST DON’T.
OKAY BUD? NO?

100 thoughts on “Scott Sterling Breaking News Update

  1. Scott i am so sorry never go to soccer never go to volleyball never go to basketball never go to any sports okay i hope you feel better soon get some rest😘✌️❤️be strong💪

  2. Will global warming kill us all?!
    Will taxes ever go down?!
    WILL MY MOM EVER HUG ME?

    WE DON'T KNOW BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD!

    She knows not what she does Jeremy!

  3. Is there a face bone Sterliing will not break? Is a picture of Sterling's face just as effective as the man himself? This and more on Studio C news.

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