Key & Peele – You Can Do Anything

Key & Peele – You Can Do Anything
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– WHAT A MIND-BLOWING FINISH
TO AN INCREDIBLE GAME TONIGHT,
WITH CHARLIE SANDERS
WINNING THE GAME
IN LITERALLY
THE LAST SECOND.
UNBELIEVABLE,
TRULY SPECTACULAR. CHARLIE SANDERS,
HOW DOES IT FEEL? – HEY, YO, I WANNA SAY SOMETHIN’
TO EVERYBODY WATCHIN’. YO, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!
ANYTHING’S POSSIBLE! THE WORLD IS YOURS! – AND CHARLIE,
DID YOU THINK THAT THAT GAME WAS GONNA END
THAT WAY TONIGHT? – YO, THERE ARE NO LIMITS,
ALL RIGHT? YOU CAN SWIM
ACROSS THE ATLANTIC. YOU CAN JUMP REAL HIGH
AND TOUCH THE MOON! – FANTASTIC. CHARLIE SANDERS,
FRESH OFF OF HIS, UH, VICTORY. I JUST FEEL LIKE HE’S READY
TO TOUCH THE MOON. – I CAN FLY!
ANYBODY CAN FLY! IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF THE WAY I BELIEVE
IN MYSELF TONIGHT, YOU WILL FLY! – AND WHAT’S NEXT FOR CHARLIE
SANDERS AND THE ORANGE– – KIDS,
YOU CAN ACTUALLY FLY! – NO–NO, NOT–
OH, NOT LITERALLY, OF COURSE. – YES! LITERALLY! KIDS! YOUNG KIDS, I WANT YOU TO GO
UP ON YOUR ROOFS RIGHT NOW! – WAIT, WHAT?
– FLY INTO THE NIGHT SKY! – OKAY.
– PEOPLE WILL SEE YOU FLYING! AND THEN YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! – OKAY, WELL, WE–WE–WE–
WE JUST WANT TO REMIND THE KIDS THAT OF COURSE,
YOU CANNOT ACTUALLY FLY, KIDS. – YO, SCREW THAT
NEGATIVITY, MAN! HEY, BOYS AND GIRLS,
AGES 8 THROUGH 12! YO, DON’T LET NOBODY EVER TELL
YOU WHAT YOU CAN AND CANNOT DO! ALL THE PRETEEN CHILDREN
OUT THERE, LISTEN TO MY VOICE! YOU ARE IMMORTAL! – OKAY, WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
WE UNDERSTAND THAT CHARLIE… – [groaning, shouting]
– IS SUPER EXCITED RIGHT NOW, AND THAT NO ONE IS ACTUALLY
IMMORTAL, NOBODY AT ALL. – HEY, KIDS! YOU CAN TURN YOURSELF
INTO A CAR AND HAVE A FRIEND
DRIVE YOU ONTO THE FREEWAY! – OKAY, NO–WELL, THAT’S
JUST A METAPHOR, KIDS. – IT’S NOT!
– JUST A METAPHOR– – YOU STILL HAVE THE POWER
OF CHILDISH INNOCENCE! GET A FRIEND ON YOUR BACK, AND MAKE A BEELINE FOR THE NEXT
RAMP TO THE FREEWAY, Y’ALL! – OKAY, DON’T DO ANY–
– TO THE FREEWAY! – HE’S SPEAKING
FIGURATIVELY, FOLKS. – ONCE YOU GET THERE, AIN’T
NOTHING FIGURATIVE ABOUT THIS! YOU WILL TURN INTO A ROBOT!
FIRST AND FOREMOST,
I JUST WANT TO SAY
TO ALL THE FAMILIES
WHO LOST CHILDREN, I’M SORRY.
MY STATEMENTS
WERE IRRESPONSIBLE.
I HAVE SUBSEQUENTLY
LOOKED UP
THE TERMS “LITERALLY”
AND “METAPHORICALLY,”
AND FOUND THAT WHEREAS
I WAS NOT INCORRECT,
THEY DID NOT MEAN
WHAT I THOUGHT THEY MEANT.

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – You Can Do Anything

  1. So many funny parts to comment on, I’ll decide on one. I liked it when the reporter first started out defending the Athlete the first couple of outbursts, until his facial expression quickly changed when the reporter realized he was being trolled! Funny! My Respects.

  2. I have subsequently looked up the terms "literally" and "metaphorically" and found that whereas I was not INCORRECT.

  3. dumb fks only hate on athletes because for a lot of you they represent the lives you wanted at some point. So going after a few that aren’t the most articulate is the only way you can make yourselves feel the bit adequate

  4. β€œWhereas I was not incorrect,” the beginning of every β€œapology” I have ever received…people are jack holes.

  5. On a serious note, Charlie should have told "those" kids (you know which ones) to stay away from drugs, robberies and the welfare office. Also, to look up the words productive and education.

  6. You guys are awesome.. you guys gonna get more famous surely..i love you guys ..keep rocking Key and Peele πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ

  7. You can fly kids just jump off your roofs and fly to the nearest freeway and land then you will transform into a car then you can hit another one head on and destroy it you have the power kids just do it, I'm sorry I got you killed.lol

  8. Now I cant sleep imagining kids jumping off the top of buildings……THATS BLACK HUMOR! Is that racist? I dont think so….my baby's mother have a friend who is married to this guy whos friend is black…..

  9. You can tell it's fake because he's genuinely sorry and not reading his apology off of a piece of paper.

  10. Funny… And the next day's interview, lol🀣 (what'sad is that this really happens…often.πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ)

  11. Love key and Peele and they totally made it better, but I feel like they should have credited the original creators of this sketch at least for inspiring them to make it…..

  12. 😳 What is he standing on?!?!😳 LOL πŸ™ƒ 🀣 He's really a short guy!! LOL πŸ™ƒ 🀣

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