Jose Mourinho Proves All Is Fine At Manchester United | The Champions S1E3

Jose Mourinho Proves All Is Fine At Manchester United | The Champions S1E3
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What happens when 800 of the world’s most elite footballers and their managers live together under one roof? Players stop being polite and start getting Real. This is The Champions Man U? More like Man Me I don’t dress to impress I dress to gegenpress Can you tell us some more about yourself Kevin? De Bruyne Remember that amazing goal I scored to win the Puskas? Neither do I He’s coming! He’s coming! You guys, you guys, get into position I’m the most decorated. Respect! Our great maestro arrives! How are you? Terrible I could use a massage. My center back is killing me. Hello, Red Devils I apologize for being late I lost the dressing room I mean, I lost my way to the dressing room It’s the media. The media want to say things are bad here. They say my players are sad They are wrong And so to prove this I am forcing all the players to come to my party tonight I’ve gathered you all here to remind you that just because you are not good doesn’t mean we can’t have a good time Now enjoy your mandatory meal What’s the matter, Luke? Not enough cholesterol in this for you? What is this? This looks like crap Excusez-moi could I have a bigger roll? I don’t get Harry Maguire you don’t get more food All right, let’s party! Alexis, play… Coach, I don’t really want to do this Never list additional skills on your CV Hello Oh hey, David Moyes is here! Goodbye Aw, and he’s gone Oh man, this is more boring than hearing Harry Kane tell us about how much he misses his wife OK, who wants to play a game? You guys want to play a game? So the object of this game is uh you try to score once and then after that you sit back and wait for time to run out It’s the best way to waste 90 minutes! Oh…a special ONE. That means I get to throw a player under the bus Let’s see… Ah, so many choices! Oh, God…. How about… I don’t want to play this anymore Oh you will play where I say you play Paul Paul, I am kidding. I only say this because you are my favorite This game is not fun Games are not supposed to be fun They’re supposed to be hard and tedious What is this? What is this garbage?! Paul! Ooh, you traitor! Can we go, coach? Yeah, no problem You’re loaned to Millwall Hey, what are you doing here? Someone told me that this party needed new energy You were not invited Go away

100 thoughts on “Jose Mourinho Proves All Is Fine At Manchester United | The Champions S1E3

  1. Mo: Eh, what are you doing here?

    Zi: Eeeeh, someone told me thazt thiz par(rrr)ty needed new ener(rrr)gy.

    Mo: You are not invited, go away.

  2. Of course propaganda against United. Pep spends 360 million more and people claim 2nd place wasn’t an improvement for the squad. If Woodward paid 10 mil pound more for Perisic. Also McGuire should have been bought. If we spent 50 million more we would have more points this season. Another 200 million, forget it.

  3. Added Hebrew subtitles, just need people to check on them.

    Also, nice touch on Atom & Humber's picture on Alexis' piano.

  4. This was seriously smart and funny
    Pleaaaase keep doing more
    Do one about the "man hunt" 😂😂😂

  5. I've gathered you all here to remind you that
    just because you not good
    doesn't mean we can't have a good time 😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂

  6. Jesse Lingard: can we go coach?
    Mou: Yeah no problem you loaned to millwall 😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂

  7. De Gea be turning his back the entire time and not speaking cuz he's not the main focus anymore unlike last season.

    The specificity of details in this series sometimes…

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