How Bodyguard SHOULD have ended – Comic Relief 2019

How Bodyguard SHOULD have ended – Comic Relief 2019
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NEWS REPORTS: There’s an atmosphere of shock in Westminster following this momentous… Recent turmoil in the corridors of power has reached a tipping point… The nation was being compelled to seek a leader who will be… According to
reports the handover came swiftly and clinically… ..has gone up around Whitehall, while the
name of our new leader remains a closely guarded secret. 7-9 inbound. He’s coming into the
building now. Good. This has all happened extremely quickly. To say we’ve been caught
with our pants down is an understatement. The security implications are also very complicated.
Apparently the new PM’s asked for her new principal protection officer by name. That’s
quite irregular. What’s she up to? Sir? Ma’am? At ease, David. Before we get going, can we
first apologise for some of the things that happened? We’re very, very sorry that… SIRENS
DROWN SPEECH. ..turned out to be behind the conspiracy. And that they tried to frame you.
And kill you. Thank you. We’ve had a personal inquiry about you receiving an extraordinary
assignment at the highest level. The very highest level. You need to jump through some
hoops to prove you’re the right man for the job. Hoops? Just a simple interview. When?
Wait here. Ah. Budd. Pleased to meet you. Sir. I’ve been asked to carry out your evaluation.
Very good, sir. Right. Well, one of the most important actions of a protection officer
is being able to turn your head slowly with a hard gaze. Can you do that, Budd? That’s
very impressive. Of course, where most bodyguards fall down is that they can only do it in one
direction. Well, I never. Quite remarkable. In the event of a threat directed at the principal,
what would be your response? I’d whip out my Glock. Your…? My Glock. The close-quarters
firearm of choice for the specialist protection officer. Yes, of course. I could swear that
you said… No. My Glock, sir. Excellent. Are you comfortable in dealing with someone
who is much better looking than you? I suppose that’s possible. I’ll give it my best shot.
Are you comfortable dealing with someone who is really quite a lot posher than you? Definitely.
I’m used to that, sir. Old Etonians. They’re everywhere. Like vermin. I’m a man of the
people. That’s how we’re made at Harrow. Sorry about the cloak and dagger. There’s been a
change at the top. The very top. Follow me. Prime Minister, Police Sergeant Budd. Oh,
Sergeant Budd. I’m glad to meet you. Prime Minister. The nation is in crisis. I’ve been
appointed to steady the ship because I’m universally liked and respected. Of course, ma’am. Yet
despite my immense popularity, I must take security precautions. Very good, ma’am. We’ll
be working very closely. Is it all right if I call you David? Yes, ma’am. You’ve arrived
at a crucial time. We’ve got some controversial budgetary cuts to make next week and, because
we’re all in this together, I’ve volunteered to accept stringent cuts myself. In what ways,
ma’am? Usually you’d have two people working with you. But now I’m afraid it’s going to
be only you. I’m sure we’ll cope. David, I need you to be strong and stable. Are you
up to it, David? I hope so, ma’am. Not weak and wobbly. Never. Excellent. I’ll make the
necessary arrangements. You know, I’m worried that this isn’t enough to set the right example.
When travelling, traditionally the Prime Minister has her own room but that’s extravagant. I
shall have to share with my principal protection officer. Share? It’s a sacrifice I must make.
How does that sound to you, David? Whatever’s necessary, ma’am, for the good of the country.
Exactly. For the good of the country. I look forward to getting straight down to work.
Excellent. NEWS REPORTS: The Prime Minister has embarked on a whistle-stop tour… ..with
only her principal protection officer for company… ..she’s weary in the mornings…
..no doubt having been up all night worrying about the economy. Downing Street staff though
are privately expressing concern. Do you require any assistance with your box, ma’am? Thank
you, David. Maybe later. Very good, ma’am. RADIO: Sierra Zulu 7-9, hold position. What
appears to be the holdup? Stand by, ma’am. Sierra Zulu 7-9 outbound, request sitrep?
It’s an ongoing anti-corruption investigation. THUDDING. PS Budd. What seems to be the problem,
sir? You can see who I’ve got in the back. There’s only one thing I’m interested in,
and one thing only. And that’s bent coppers. What have we got in here then? Nothing. Open
her up. SWITCH CLUNKS. Busted! I knew it. Everything sorted, David? Yes, ma’am. Absolutely
fabulous. Are we there yet, sweetie? THUD. Drive. Lavender outbound. RADIO: What? Do
you know if I’m in series two? You’re dead. Am I? You’re dead. Am I?

100 thoughts on “How Bodyguard SHOULD have ended – Comic Relief 2019

  1. Great Cross over missed a trick not having Keeley playing Alex Drake instead of The Home Secretary budd pulls off being chased by The Quatro

  2. You should give to the charity that you want to help. Childrenโ€™s charities, cancer charities, disabled and animal charities https://youtu.be/Yzu4WgUOWUM. Read the comments section on this vile mans interview. Be careful of one size fits all charities. They could give your money to this man and other countries like this. Band aid canโ€™t tell you where your money went to or who it helped.

  3. Mozambique also bought gun ships from France for millions of pounds with aid money.
    www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5163483/amp/Mozambiques-leader-buys-7million-private-jet.html. We could use this cash for older people who have fought to keep this country safe and the health service and education.

  4. For God's sake, we want Minister Julia Montague to come back. She could not have died. Recuse her please.

  5. I'll never get why they ended this abruptly like they did when the plot was just getting better and could be twisted for at least another season.

  6. Bodyguard, Line of Duty, Absolutely Fabulous and Unforgotten. Four outstanding shows all rolled into one. Can't get much better than this.

  7. Require any assistance with your box ma'am lmao ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I really hope bodyguard comes back for season 2

  8. Donโ€™t hate me but I really hate Julia – like so much. I donโ€™t ship them. I donโ€™t like her. No

  9. Look at KH in imdb. No mention of her role in Bodyguard. Theyโ€™re not giving anything away.

  10. Thereโ€™s only one thing Iโ€™m interested in, and thatโ€™s a Bodyguard and Line Of Duty crossover.. and bent coppers.

  11. "Are you comfortable with dealing with someone better looking than you?" He should of answered , what could be better looking than me? Hello.

  12. This is a brilliantly done parody; couldn't help but laugh. What's even funny is that despite knowing this is a comedy sketch, I got all tense when the suspenseful theme track from the show played.

  13. To be honest, season to will be better if she is in it. I am not saying this because I want it that way. I just think they had great chemistry and should give us a "Sherlock Holmes and falls of Richen-something." Plot line.

    Doyle killed Sherlock and Moriarty in that waterfall but Sherlock had faked his death and he came back.

  14. I really donโ€™t understand what exactly is this mate. It is supposed to be a funny โ€œsketchโ€ or what??โ“โ‰๏ธ Lavanda Out maโ€™am.

  15. Thank god he didn't have that stubble in the series. I wouldn't be able to pay attention to the plot. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

  16. Por favor que regrese el neflix … ella anda de parranda todo lo que pasรณ con la ministra

  17. The sharing a room gag ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I was definitely wondering why they were sharing a room in the show ๐Ÿ˜‚ (other than to shag)

  18. that's proof that a good actor not to mention a trained one can do anything while a lousy or bad or even a lazy one can do nothing even if he is given everything…

  19. OMG! JULIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I KNEW IT SHE'S ALIVE! I really need the season 2 pleeeaaassseeee!

  20. Holy shit, I had forgotten that lil slang nugget :
    "Do you require any assistance with your box ma'am?"
    Had me rollin!

  21. OMG IM SO HAPPY THEY MADE THIS IT WAS EVERYTHING I NEEDED AFTER WATCHING THE SHOW
    THANK YOU THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY

  22. I m confused. What is this video? Does that mean Julia is alive ? all was framed to look like she is dead? pls someone explain

  23. At first when they said maโ€™am I thought they were saying Mum so I had to endure subtitles to try and figure out it was actually mโ€™am ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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