How Bama Fans Watched Week One Games 2019

How Bama Fans Watched Week One Games 2019
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THAT WAS SOME SLOPPY FOOTBALL
AND WHY DID THEY SCHEDULE THE GAME SO EARLY? SO ALL THE PEOPLE IN MIAMI REALLY
THINK THAT CHAIN WAS THE FIRST TURNOVER AWARD? (SCOFF) WOOOO THAT WAS THE LONGEST OFFSEASON EVER FOOTBALL IS BACK TODAY THOUGH IT’S TIME TO TURN UP (LOW GRUNT) I MEAN… THEY’RE “AITE” OR WHATEVER OH! LANE (KIFFIN), YOU GOOD? YOU STRAIGHT? HEY MAN, FORGET EVERYTHING I’VE EVER SAID THROW THE BALL OH BOY HERE WE GO
YOU KNOW THEY’RE GOING TO THINK THEY HAVE OFFENSE THIS YEAR WELL, JUST WAIT AWW C’MON BACON BITS
THE FIRST STRUGGLE WIN OF THE YEAR? WHERE DID THEY EVEN FIND THIS SCHOOL? IF YOU’RE GOING TO BOOK TEAMS OFF OF LINKEDIN
AT LEAST BEAT ‘EM CONVINCINGLY (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER) (LAUGHTER CONTINUES) WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT THEY PAID EM $900K AND THEY VOLUNTARILY DID IT OH HO, NOT YALL TOO? OOH, IT IS A SAD DAY FOR THE
REBEL-BLACK-BEAR-SHARKS ANOTHER SEC TEAM LOST AN OPENER? WHY DID WE VOTE THEM IN? WHY? WE DON’T EVEN KNOW THOSE OTHER TEAMS FOR REAL
WE JUST LIVE IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD WE’VE HAD TO HEAR ALL OF THAT YACKITY-YACK SINCE JANUARY IT’S A NEW SEASON STARTING RIGHT NOW I SAID RIGHT NOW
WE CAN START WHENEVER YALL ARE READY OH WE ARE NOT LOOKING GOOD AT ALL RIGHT NOW HOW MANY PLAYERS WE GOT SUSPENDED? AND THEY’RE OUT FOR TWO QUARTERS RIGHT? OH WE LOOK SHAKY
WELL AT LEAST WE’VE GOT A 5 STAR KICKER THIS YEAR (DISAPPROVING GRUNT) OOH SOMETHING’S GOTTA CHANGE QUICK
THIS IS NOT LOOKING GOOD UHHHH ARE THOSE THE GUYS THAT WERE SUSPENDED? SO THEY’RE COMING BACK IN THE 2ND QUARTER? YOU KNOW WHAT I DON’T REALLY EVEN CARE (APPROVING LAUGHTER) WE SEE YOU FORRISTALL
WE SEE YOU HE’S A BIG DUDE YOU CAN’T MISS HIM.
WE LITERALLY SEE HIM LET’S GOOOO TUA’S HEATING UP
HE’S HEATING UP LET’S GO OTHER TIGHT END WHAT’S HIS NAME AGAIN? TENNISON, THAT’S RIGHT TENNISON.
I KNEW THAT. THAT’S TENNISON RIGHT THERE WE KNEW THAT
WE KNEW THAT WAS TENNISON JEUDY!!!! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT BABY 1-0 JUST ONE MORE GAME I GOTTA WATCH C’MON OREGON (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER) MAN THEM LITTLE DUDES GOT SOME SPEED LET’S GOOOOOO! WOO HE ALMOST TOOK IT TO THE HOUSE A FUMBLE? HE __________ NOW HE ALMOST TOOK IT TO THE HOUSE LOOK THE FASTER YALL WIN
THE QUICKER I CAN SEND THESE TWEETS HOW YALL GIVE UP THAT PLAY BACK TO FOCUSING ON MY OWN TEAM NEW MEXICO STATE YOU’RE UP NEXT THE TOUR CONTINUES WE ARE ON A MISSION

19 thoughts on “How Bama Fans Watched Week One Games 2019

  1. I spent the summer out in Wyoming. One of the girls I worked with is a student at U Wyoming and another is a student at New Mexico State. One of the guys is a TAMU grad. It's been fun ribbing since the season started.

  2. This LSU fan is glad your back. Too bad you picked the wrong team to root for. Geaux Tigers. We're coming for you Tide.

  3. Alabama is the most boring team to watch in all of college football. 9 games will be blowouts decided before the end of the first half. If they lose any of the other three games their fans will whine how they didn't really lose because their first string QB wasn't playing due to an injury or the ref failed to call some penalty. The best thing about Alabama football is that it unites millions of people nationwide to cheer for the opposing team. If you want to watch a truely exciting college football team that will have multiple games decided in the last minute or even on the last play , every season, win or lose, watch the Auburn tigers. War Eagle!!!

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