Drop the Mic v. David Schwimmer and Rebel Wilson

Drop the Mic v. David Schwimmer and Rebel Wilson
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ALL RIGHT, LET’S GIVE IT UP FOR
JAMES, THE THE RAPIN A SASIN CORDEN! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>James: ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. AND THE EMCEE WHOSE TV ROYALTY,
DAVID SCHWIMMER– DPSH AND THE M.C. WHO IS TV ROYALTY, DAVID
SCHWIMMER! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
ALL RIGHT, JAMES, AS HOST, YOU WILL GO FIRST. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>James: YOU SURE YOU’RE
READY FOR THIS, SCHWIMMER?>>OH YEAH.>>James: JUST REMEMBER, YOU
WANTED THIS. ALL RIGHT, JOSH, GIVE ME A
BEELT. — BEETD. MILLENIALS, LET ME INTRODUCE TO
YOU THIS GUY. HIS NAME IS DAVID. HE WAS FAMOUS IN ’95. CAUSE THAT’S WHEN HE WAS ON TV
THEN, NOW IT’S 2016 AND HE HAS NO FRIENDS. GET IT, NO FRIENDS, NOT FAMOUS
EVER AGAIN. HE WAS A KARDASHIAN ON TV BUT
THAT WAS ONLY FOR PRETEND. YOU PLAYED ROBERT, THAT WAS A
GREAT COMBO. WERE YOU SO WHITE YOU SHOULDA
PROBABLY PLAYED THE BRONCO. WHAT I’M SAYING IS THIS BATTLES
A BLOCKBUSTER SO I’M SAD YOU I KNOW YOU’RE GONNA SPIT SOMETHING
LACK LUSTER, BUT NOW YOU GET THE CHANCE TO PROVE YOU GOT BALLS,
WHILE I IGNORE YOU LIKE JENNIFER ANISTON DOES YOUR CALLS. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Z .>>A BRIT IN AMERICA’S YOUR ONE
CLAIM TO FAME, WE ALL KNOW AS AN ACTOR YOUR ROLES WERE ALL THE
SAME. THE HEAVY BEST FRIEND, THE
HUMOROUS SIDE KICK WITH A BELLY SO BIG YOU CAN’T FIND YOUR
OWN– DIKEN, THE AUTHOR WE ALL RED AS KIDS, HE’S BRITISH LIKE
YOU, BUT PEOPLE KNOW WHO HE. IS YOU MUST BE A MASOCHIST, YOU
WANT TO BATTLE ME. THIS WON’T END WELL, MATE, IT’S
NOT LOVE, ACTUALLY. TO BE CLEAR, I LOVE THE ENGLISH,
I MARRIED YOUR KIND, BUT WHY YOUR WIFE CHOSE YOU, MY BAD, SHE
BLIND? IS SHE BLIND? RAP WAS BORN IN THIS COUNTRY,
YOU ARE A TOURIST HERE, DO US A FAVOR, JAMES, JUST CHANGE YOUR
CAREER.>>James: OH, COME ON, DAVID
SCHWIMMER, HOW ARE YOU SUCH A LOSER WHEN YOUR NAME RHYMES WITH
WINNER? YOU’RE SO NOTE WITH EVERY ROLE
THAT YOU PLAY. I’M LIKE HEY, I DIDN’T KNOW ROSS
FROM FRIENDS NEW O.J. I’M A FAST CAR, QUICKLY PASSING
NEW NASCAR. I’M AN ANIMAL, YOU JUST VOICED
ONE IN MAD GAS CAR, OH, HE’S SURPRISED, DIDN’T KNOW THAT I
COULD SAY, WHAT’S THE MATTER? NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA
BE THIS WAY? AND ONE LAST THING, YOU’RE NOT A
TRUE M.C. I [BLEEP] DESTROYED YOU, THIS IS
MUST SEE TV. I’M SORRY THIS BATTLE LEFT YOU
SO BLUE, BUT UNLIKE THIS CROWD, I’LL BE THERE FOR YOU. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>DESTROY ME? PLEASE, YOUR RHYMES TOTALLY
BLEW. I WORKED WITH A MONKEY HAD MORE
SKILLS THAN YOU. I’M NOT WORRIED, NO ONE HEARD A
WORD THAT YOU SAID. THE ONLY PEOPLE WATCH YOUR SHOW
ARE ASLEEP OR DEAD. YOU’RE LATE NIGHT ON PRIME TIME,
YOU’RE QUOLA I’M FINE WINE. GO HOME, YOU’RE DONE, THIS
BATTLE IS MINE. DID YOU THINK I WOULD BE SCARED
WALK AROUND GINGERLY? WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR MIDDLE
NAME’S KIMBERLY? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
I’M TALL AND LEAN, YOU’RE SHORT AND STOUT, THEY KNOW ME IN
JAPAN, THEY KNOW YOU AT IN N OUT, YOU BARYM RASS YOUR
COUNTRY, THIS WAS EASY FOR ME, BITCH, LAY DOWN THE MIC, AND GO
MAKE ME SOME TEA. ONE CREAM, ONE SUGAR.>>Reggie: SO WHO IS YOUR
WINNER? OH WAIT A MINUTE. WE HAVE A NEW CONTENDER. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE
WELCOME REBEL WILSON! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>ALL RIGHT, STOP, ENOUGH OF THIS CLAPPING. WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANTA HEAR
TWO WHITE MEN RAPPING. I’M THE REBEL M.C., I’M CLAK A
LACKIN, I COME PACKING BOOBS, SHOW YOU DUDES WHAT YOU’RE
LACKING, DAVID YOUR CAREER SAY HUGE MISTAKE. IT’S LIKE ROSS AND RACHEL, IT’S
ON A BREAK. ALL JOKE AS SIDE, MAN, I THINK
YOU’RE GREAT. I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN, WHEN I WAS
8. CARPOOL KARAOKE, YOU THINK IT’S
YOUR BIG THING, BUT EVERYONE IS THINKING SHUT UP AND LET ADELE
SING. YOU SPEAK ENGLISH BUT YOU CAN’T
EVEN RAP, YOUR RHYMES ARE NONEXISTENT LIKE MY INNER THIGH
GAP. DON’T BATTLE ME, CUZ YOU KNOW
IT’S NOT WORTH IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS MY RHYMES ARE PITCH
PERFECT! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>Reggie: THE WINNER OF DROP
THE MIC, REBEL WILSON!>>James: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, REBEL WILSON AND DAVID SCHWIMMER, COME ON BACK,
EVERYBODY.

100 thoughts on “Drop the Mic v. David Schwimmer and Rebel Wilson

  1. If someone dared me to go there and rap, I wouldn't be good. I would start crying, and be like I can't do this this is too hard, but your face is as good as your heart. (You get what I was saying?) (That didnt make sense lol) I'm bad at rapping.

  2. David (Ross) would've won anyway, even if he loses in words he can use the hand symbol he uses when he doesn't fin arguments againt someone.

  3. The fact James thinks that everyone doesn't still watch Friends is making me think he lives under a rock

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