Celebrity Family Feud: Super Bowl Edition – SNL

Celebrity Family Feud: Super Bowl Edition – SNL
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>>>IT’S TIME TO PLAY “FAMILY FEUD SUPER BOWL EDITION.”
HERE’S YOUR HOST, STEVE HARVEY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>OKAY, OKAY. NOW WELCOME TO “CELEBRITY FAMILY
FEUD.” NOW, IN HONOR OF MY MEETING WITH
DONALD TRUMP, I’M WEARING A TRUMP TIE.
TRUMP TIE, TIES SO LONG THEY PUT A LITTLE TICKLE IN YOUR PICKLE.
[ LAUGHTER ] NOW THIS IS SUPER BOWL EDITION
SO WE GOT CELEBRITY NEW ENGLAND PATRIOT FANS.
TAKING ON CELEBRITY ATLANTA FALCONS FANS.
AND ON THE ATLANTA SIDE, FIRST UP IS FALCONS FAN AND LITTLE
MUSICAL RASCAL JUSTIN BIEBER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>UM, YEAH. WHAT’S UP, STEVE?
I DON’T KNOW IF YOU HEARD BUT I’M NOT BAD NO MORE.
UM, BUT I CAN STILL DO THIS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>OH! OH, OKAY.
NEXT WE GOT THE OFFICIAL VOICE OF THE FALCONS, SAMUEL L.
JACKSON.>>IT’S ABOUT TIME WE GOT THESE
MOTHER FLIPPING FALCONS IN THE MOTHER FLIPPING SUPER BOWL.
>>I DON’T KNOW, THERE’S SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU,
SAMUEL L. OKAY, NEXT.
WE GOT THE MOST FAMOUS CHEF IN GEORGIA AND AMERICA’S LEADING
CAUSE OF DIABETES, PAULA DEEN!>>I LOVE THE SUPER BOWL.
WHILE THE BOYS ARE THROWING AROUND THE OLD PIG SKIN I’M
GOING TO COOK A PIG SKIN AND SERVE IT WITH A SIDE OF CHEESY
FAJIDDLES. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>ALL RIGHT. FINALLY ON THE FALCON SIDE, THE
MAN WHO SUSPENDED TOM BRADY FOR DEFLATEGATE, NFL COMMISSIONER
ROGER GOODELL.>>HELLO, STEVE.
>>WAIT, YOU REALLY A FALCONS FAN?
>>ABSOLUTELY, LOVE THE FALCONS. DOESN’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH
NOT WANTING TO GIVE THE SUPER BOWL TROPHY TO TOM BRADY.
>>OH, MAN. YOU’RE GOING TO BE MAKING THAT
SAME FACE OBAMA HAD WHILE WATCHING THIS YEAR’S ELECTION.
ALL RIGHT, OVER ON THE PATRIOTS SIDE.
FIRST UP WE GOT BRAZILIAN SUPERMODEL AND TOM BRADY’S WIFE
GISELE BUNDCHEN.>>I LOVE THE AMERICAN SUPER
BOWL WHERE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE COME TOGETHER TO WATCH TV AND
EAT THIS GARBAGE.>>OH, YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE
WHAT MY UNDERWEAR BE DOING SOMETIMES.
[ LAUGHTER ] GISELE BUNCH-EN, YEAH.
NEXT UP A SUCCESSFUL MILLIONAIRE WHO DRESSES LIKE A SEVENTH GRADE
BOY. THE PATRIOTS HEAD COACH
BILL BELICHICK.>>EVENING, STEVE.
WE’RE HAVING FUN HERE, RIGHT?>>BILL, CHEER UP, MAN.
YOU’VE WON SIX SUPER BOWLS AND THE I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU LAUGH.
SO GIVE ME A LAUGH, BILL, COME ON.
>>HA HA HA! [ LAUGHTER ]
>>OH, I’M SORRY I ASKED. ALL RIGHT.
NEXT WE GOT A ACTOR FROM MASSACHUSETTS AND A OSCAR
FAVORITE, CASEY AFFLECK!>>HOW ARE YOU DOING, STEVE.
I, UH, I’M DOING GOOD, I GUESS. EXCITED FOR THE SUPER BOWL.
GO PATS AND ALL, RIGHT?>>OH MY GOD.
YOU LIKE THE FIRST HALF OF A COMMERCIAL FOR ANTIDEPRESSANTS.
[ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY THIS YEAR’S SUPER BOWL
HALFTIME PERFORMER, LADY GAGA!>>THANK YOU, STEVE.
♪ I’VE GOT A MILLION REASONS MY HALFTIME
SHOW WILL ROCK ♪ THEY SAID I CAN’T BE POLITICAL.
DON’T WORRY. I’M NOT GONNA.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>OH MY GOD.
SEEING YOU BEFORE THE FOOTBALL FANS IS GOING TO BE LIKE
TOBY KEITH HOSTING THE TONYS. [ LAUGHTER ]
LET’S PLAY A GAME. GISELE, JUSTIN, GET ON UP HERE.
♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>HEY, GIRL, HOW YOU DOING?>>HM.
>>JUSTIN. I GOT SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU,
PLAYER. THAT DON’T WORK ON WOMEN THAT’S
GROWN. TOP SIX ANSWERS ARE ON THE
BOARD. THE SUPER BOWL IS SUNDAY.
NAME ONE THING THAT YOU TAKE TO A PARTY.
GISELE.>>CACHACA AND CAIPARINIAHS.
>>WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT SASHA AND MALIA?
[ LAUGHTER ]>>NO, IT’S CACHACA AND
CAPRINIAH. THEY’RE DRINKS.
TWO OF THEM?>>I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU SAYING,
BUT YOU LOOK GOOD SAYING IT. SHOW ME GOULASHES AND CAPERS!
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, I’M SORRY, IT’S NOT UP
THERE. JUSTIN WHAT YOU BRING TO A
PARTY?>>STEVE, I DON’T PARTY AS MUCH
BECAUSE I’M A MAN NOW. I GOT FIVE LITTLE MOUSTACHE
HAIRS AND I’M BRINGING THEM ALL FOR YOU, GIRL.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT WHEN I DO PARTY, I’M GOING
TO BRING MY SIGNATURE COCKTAIL.>>OH.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.
SHOW ME JUICE BOX! [ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, NUMBER SIX ANSWER. ALL RIGHT, THE FALCON FANS HAVE
THE BOARD. ALL RIGHT, SAMUEL L. JACKSON,
SOMETHING THAT YOU BRING TO A PARTY.
>>WHY DO I GOT TO BRING SOMETHING?
YOU INVITED ME. THAT’S A STUPID ASS QUESTION AND
I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL! [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]>>LOOK HERE.
I DON’T KNOW WHO BROUGHT YOU UP IN HERE.
BUT I’M WATCHING YOU. YOU’RE OKAY.
PAULA DEEN, GIVE ME SOMETHING THAT YOU BRING TO A PARTY.
>>WELL, A PARTY’S GOT TO HAVE FOOD SO I BRING MY FAMOUS
SEVEN-LAYER CHEESE DIP. IT’S CHEESE, THEN BEANS, THEN
CHEESE, THEN FARTS, THEN BEANS AND CHEESE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>MAN.
YOU LIKE IF MICHELLE OBAMA HAD AN OPPOSITE PERSON.
SHOW ME BRING SOME EXTRA FEBREZE!
[ BUZZER ] SORRY, TWO STRIKES.
LET’S GO TO ROGER GOODELL, SOMETHING THAT YOU BRING TO A
PARTY.>>OH, I LOVE TO PARTY.
JUST YOU AND A DOZEN LAWYERS IN A LUXURY BOX JUST GETTING TURNT.
TURNT UP.>>WELL, THAT’S A GREAT ANSWER.
ON BEHALF OF ALL THE PLAYERS IN THE NFL, THIS IS DEDICATED TO
YOU. [ BUZZER ]
YEAH, OKAY. PATRIOTS FANS GOT A CHANCE TO
STEAL. COME ON, SOMETHING THAT YOU TAKE
TO A PARTY, GIVE ME SOME ANSWERS.
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER ]>>HOODIES?
>>GREAT ANSWERS THERE. GISELE, IT IS UP TO YOU.
WHAT DO YOU TAKE TO A PARTY?>>STEVE, A PARTY IS BEING
TOGETHER. I’LL SAY THE BEAUTIFUL SPIRIT OF
TOGETHERNESS THAT MAKES US ALL PART OF THE TAPESTRY OF
HUMANITY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>OKAY. SHOW ME SOME NONSENSE!
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>MAN! THAT WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER!
MY LORD. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
[ LAUGHTER ] BILL BELICHICK.
DID YOU HACK THE BOARD?>>HA HA HA!
>>YOU SNEAKY OLD FOOL. LET’S GO TO COMMERCIAL.
WHEN WE COME BACK I’LL TELL YOU THE NAME OF THE TINY LITTLE
ELF THAT HIDES IN MY MOUSTACHE. WE’LL SEE YOU ALL LATER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

93 thoughts on “Celebrity Family Feud: Super Bowl Edition – SNL

  1. Ok! Kristin has found her reset! If I ever see her again without that wig, dress and accent I will be VERY disappointed!

  2. Bro that's nothing like Steve Harvey. Not the voice, mannerisms, or facial expressions. Weak stuff man. Kristen is super hot, tho.

  3. As a Brazilian fan of Gisele, I gotta say kudos to Stewart.
    The posture, the Portuguese greetings, the accent, even the kumbaya speech were all on point! 😁

  4. PLEASE BRING NORM MACDONALD BACK, KISS HIS WHITE ASS, AND ASK HIM TO WRITE FOR YOU,
    ON ACCOUNT OF, YOU SUCK WITHOUT HIM OR SOMEONE LIE HIM (GOOD LUCK FINDING AN ALTERNATE FUNNY ENOUGH TO SAVE YOUR CURRENT MISERABLE SHOW)

  5. i hate twilight but my body loves her in this skit….. i hate it
    i always thought she was hot but this skit really pulls my ….. um teeth

  6. I know I’m in the minority but Kate McKinnon tries way too hard and is not funny to me at all.Why is she funny again? I’ve seen Justin Bieber interviews he doesn’t act anything like that at all

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