It’s the Jose Derby! Super! Super Frank!
Hi! Team selection, total w***!
What? Mason Mount? What a plank!
What? Soon to be sacked Lampard! What? Ole’s at the wheel!
Hi! Bought Slabhead – how does it feel?
Great! I tried to – Slaphead said:
– Get real, then I sacked that retard… What? Zouma kicked his man!
Super sale by Frank! What? Super pen-kablam!
Soon to be “sacked Lampard”
What? 2-0! Martial!
3-0! You’re screwed now! 4-0! He’s sneaking out!
Soon to be sacked Lampard! Sacked in the morning!
You’re getting Sacked in the morning! Sacked in the morning!
You’re getting Sacked in the morning! Give it to JT!
They should have gave it to JT! Oh, are you not doing the second verse tonigh? No, do it on Wednesday night. After we’ve spanked them 12-0! Slabhead, if only Slaphead had let me buy you last summer! You’re my man of the match! Amazing! And I can play better! There’s no need to be so big-headed! Good luck Super Frank!
Thanks… My advice, play the Yank! Not Mason Mount!
Why? ‘Coz he’s w***!
What? Or soon you’ll be “sacked Lampard” Frank, it’s Roman. We need to talk. That’s even sooner than I thought! Quick, get in! Next stop Istanbul!