🎁⚽️FOOTBALL SECRET SANTA 2018⚽️🎁 (Parody feat. Zlatan Messi Ronaldo Neymar Salah and more!)

🎁⚽️FOOTBALL SECRET SANTA 2018⚽️🎁 (Parody feat. Zlatan Messi Ronaldo Neymar Salah and more!)
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What did footballers get in their Not-So-Secret Football Santa this year? Let’s find out! Luka sent me this for Christmas! He stole it! Demba Ba just what we need! Zlatan’s presence is your present… Clump of hair from Fellaini… All you need to hang like a stocking… Longer arms is all I need!!! Divock Claus made me so happy! With a goal in our derby! I just want you to come home… No! A smaller nose, love Gonzalo?! He’ll make it quick love Mou! I would like a refund… thank you! I’m doing a collection for Wanks… Winks! I mean Harry Winks!!! Human Rights – A Guidebook… For people everywhere? Mumbo jumbo! There’s the sound of laughter! As we dye Kevin’s hair! What?! It’s thinning! Wow! So slimming… I’ll see my family swimming! Daddy – I bring you, the list you said you need! The people who did not vote for me! LET’S GO!!!! ALL I WANT THIS XMAS … is a peak… is a peaky blinders book ALL I WANT THIS XMAS… is a peak but I won’t look I WON’T QUIT FOR XMAS! But I will Sarri! I WON’T COST THIS XMAS… a contract? maybe? ALL I WANT FOR THIS CLUB… is 400 million… PIES! All we want for this club… is a world class Brazilian EYES!!! TADA! Neymar? Can look now! What a let down What? We’d asked for Firmino What? WHAT?!

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  2. It's good that Sergio Ramos gave Mo Salah a refund for what he had done to him during the 2018 UCL Final on Christmas but that doesn't mean I could forgive and forget for what happened on that peaceful Ramadan match night because it causes Mo Salah to celebrate both his 26th birthday and Eid al Fitr (both falls on 15 June 2018 and the match between Egypt and Uruguay is coincidentally played on the same day as part of the start of 2018 FIFA World Cup in Russia and Egypt/Mo Salah were lost to Uruguay/Luis Suarez) with a pre-healed arm! 😡

  3. actuly messi want neymar back and neymar regrets leaving messi and messi don't want Roberto firmino he want's neymar back

  4. Yep Divock Origi made you happy three times
    1:late goal vs everton
    2:2 goals vs barca
    3:late goal to put them their name on the cup again vs spurs

  5. Messi and coutinho:All we want for xmas is a world class Brazilian EYES Neymar: I'm here Messi:We were talking about firmino Suarez: WHAT

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